First things first, my last entry was a reaction to the world at large and its disrespect of specific dates and also of bringing Christmas increasingly forward. I do not, gonna repeat that, I do not condone violence or actually going out and destroying other peoples Christmases. I just wish it knew its time and place and kept to itself in that time and place.
I actually enjoy Christmas, I just don't want it pushed onto me everytime I go shopping prior to the actual Christmas season. Surely there is sufficient time in December for everyone to do what they need to, to prepare for the 2 or 3 days (including bank holidays) where shops aren't open as much.
Christmas should be about joy and peace, and at the moment it only inspires in me anger and frustration, please world, just let it be, lets have some gloomy dark cold days of November, and then Christmas will be a more magical breathe of fresh air in December when it brings in bright seasonal cheer.
For now, I am Scrooge, and until near the time its Bah Humbug from me.
Friday, 6 November 2009
Thursday, 5 November 2009
Twas many nights before Christmas....
Humbug...no not strong enough...Bah Fucking Hum-fucking-bug.
Hmmm, ain't exactly subtle but gets the point across. So, anyone out there want to answer me a question, well here it is; When does Christmas begin?
Call me old fashioned if you will, but personally I believe the official start to Christmas, official being the actual christian faiths designated start, would be the first sunday of advent, however, I personally will always run with the December 1st.
Quite why major shopping chains feel it is appropriate to start branding Christmas along side Bonfire night is anyones guess. Fucking greedy bastards, trying to milk the public for all it can in the big run to Consumermass day.
I want to see Christmas destroyed. Fuck it, it costs too much, it only really needs to be one day, and it takes over serveral months and for what, everyone eats too much, spends too much and whinges a bucket full too much when Auntie Mabel didn't buy little Jimmy the right game for his X-station, or Play 360 Box. Grow the fuck up world, its just a religous festival, based on a pagan festival for a time when seasons actually happened and everyone needed something to get by with.
We are a nation, no world of fat bastards, everyone getting fatter and unhealthier or so we are told, and what do the twats in big business go and do, they put all the special offers they can out for chocolates and syrupy sticky drinks and the 46 Christmas dinners prior to the actual family Christmas dinner which everyone eats too much of, and then sits about listening to the Queen whilst farting and snoaring as your body goes into a kind of over indulgent shock and attempts to pass it all through. I say fuck Christmas, start a revolution, lets destroy it, and shaft all the big businesses in their wallets.
Lets begin a group of people that will terroise the worlds Christmas beliefs, and destroy and pull down all the vapid, gluttony, and superficialness of this supposed joyous season, and strip bare, lay it out and shit all over it. Then when it is all gone, and its is but a distant memory, bring it back, but with true spirit and meaning. I propose here and now to that the free people of world, unite and form a group with this mantra, "Lets Fuck Christmas Up" and this group should be called True Spirit.
Of course this is controversial, and people will cry out, "No, you cant destroy Christmas", but in order to sometimes make things right, you must first destroy them, raise it to ashes, and then plant new vibrant seeds, and nurture the growth of a new old ideal, bring back the sharing, the giving for giving sake, make Christmas a festival of happiness in the dark end of the year. Bollocks to religous ideas, its bigger and more important than that.
True Spirit is born, sign up, take a pledge and begin the destruction of Christmas now. It is November 5, its the perfect historical day to begin a revolt, and we should begin by burning down all Christmas Trees that are present in public already.
Christmas will be saved, but first it must be missed, and broken down and raised to ashes, so it can return phoenix like from the superficial quagmire of corporate ownership and become the peoples light in the dark end of the year.
Hmmm, ain't exactly subtle but gets the point across. So, anyone out there want to answer me a question, well here it is; When does Christmas begin?
Call me old fashioned if you will, but personally I believe the official start to Christmas, official being the actual christian faiths designated start, would be the first sunday of advent, however, I personally will always run with the December 1st.
Quite why major shopping chains feel it is appropriate to start branding Christmas along side Bonfire night is anyones guess. Fucking greedy bastards, trying to milk the public for all it can in the big run to Consumermass day.
I want to see Christmas destroyed. Fuck it, it costs too much, it only really needs to be one day, and it takes over serveral months and for what, everyone eats too much, spends too much and whinges a bucket full too much when Auntie Mabel didn't buy little Jimmy the right game for his X-station, or Play 360 Box. Grow the fuck up world, its just a religous festival, based on a pagan festival for a time when seasons actually happened and everyone needed something to get by with.
We are a nation, no world of fat bastards, everyone getting fatter and unhealthier or so we are told, and what do the twats in big business go and do, they put all the special offers they can out for chocolates and syrupy sticky drinks and the 46 Christmas dinners prior to the actual family Christmas dinner which everyone eats too much of, and then sits about listening to the Queen whilst farting and snoaring as your body goes into a kind of over indulgent shock and attempts to pass it all through. I say fuck Christmas, start a revolution, lets destroy it, and shaft all the big businesses in their wallets.
Lets begin a group of people that will terroise the worlds Christmas beliefs, and destroy and pull down all the vapid, gluttony, and superficialness of this supposed joyous season, and strip bare, lay it out and shit all over it. Then when it is all gone, and its is but a distant memory, bring it back, but with true spirit and meaning. I propose here and now to that the free people of world, unite and form a group with this mantra, "Lets Fuck Christmas Up" and this group should be called True Spirit.
Of course this is controversial, and people will cry out, "No, you cant destroy Christmas", but in order to sometimes make things right, you must first destroy them, raise it to ashes, and then plant new vibrant seeds, and nurture the growth of a new old ideal, bring back the sharing, the giving for giving sake, make Christmas a festival of happiness in the dark end of the year. Bollocks to religous ideas, its bigger and more important than that.
True Spirit is born, sign up, take a pledge and begin the destruction of Christmas now. It is November 5, its the perfect historical day to begin a revolt, and we should begin by burning down all Christmas Trees that are present in public already.
Christmas will be saved, but first it must be missed, and broken down and raised to ashes, so it can return phoenix like from the superficial quagmire of corporate ownership and become the peoples light in the dark end of the year.
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